It would appear that I have an unlikely neighbor. Living in the group of houses on my block is a friendly pet goose. After getting out of work in the evenings I often see this guy walking around in the parking lot with his owner.
His owner has informed us that the goose walks down the stairs but he can’t get back up them so she accompanies him on his daily excursions. Apparently he doesn’t make good use of his wings either. We imagine that he lives in the bathtub swimming around all day. And Uma, the woman I work with, used to be afraid of geese because of their big beaks. However, she’s changed her mind and thinks they’re a rather cute pet.